bernie's definitions

legal

Referring to the age at which a young woman's assets are tappable by law.

Damn, it's about time the Olsen twins became legal.

by Bernie October 27, 2004

wha'sname

anything you cant quite remember

i hid the thingy in the wha'sname

by Bernie September 24, 2003

hoax

1 Transtive/Verb
to trick into believing or accepting as genuine something false and often preposterous.
2: Noun
1 : an act intended to trick or dupe : IMPOSTURE
2 : something accepted or established by fraud or fabrication

It has been said that say the "Kennedy Assassination" was a "Hoax"

by Bernie May 13, 2005

beef

Subject of conversation

what is your beef?

by Bernie September 24, 2003

Stone

Another word for Sex, or bone. Normally said with a minnesoatan accent.

Hey I got stoned this weekend!!

Hey, I wanna stone ya!!

by Bernie April 5, 2005

mred

Mr Ed as in TV fame
an intelligent Horse

who's ever heard of a talking horse
I am Mr Ed

by Bernie May 30, 2003

quit it

What you say when you want someone to stop what they're doing.

Bart! Quit It!

by Bernie April 23, 2004