Tommy Tank

A tommy tank is rhyming slang for a wank, masturbation, pleasuring oneself, five knuckle shuffle, a date with palmella handerson, bashing the bishop, knocking one out, tossing oneself off, choking the chicken, firing off the purple headed cream canon, wrestling the beast, pulling the python, constricting the boa

Can also be referred to as tugging the thomas
Mate that bird is so fit I need to go for a quick tommy tank

Where's Jason gone? Having a tommy tank in the toilets as usual
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snoopy groupie

A bi-atch that follows Snoop around trying to get sex or pot.
Damn, I don't think I've ever seen that many snoopy groupies in one place!
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bacon

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xtian

meaning christian
the x comes from latin and is the latin letter for christ, i.e. x-tian means christ-tian or christian
also xmas meaning christ-mas
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Bud

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hulkfuck

(v.) To lay pipe in extraordinary fashion.
To bang a slute like you mean it.
Jon called up a girl he hasn't seen in 2 months, and hulkfucked her, twice.
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skunk

by bennett January 17, 2003
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