ben dover's definitions

Real Madrid

The biggest and best team in the history of football. They have won 28 Spanish titles and 7 European cups. They are also the richest club in the world, perhaps with the exception of Chelsea

Real Madrid are a great club!

by Ben Dover February 28, 2005

loviska

a sweet last name for an awsome person.

Jake Loviska! who else

by Ben Dover February 7, 2005

Richardt

when a guy is taking a piss and shits on himself because he is too lazy to sit down and do the deed

The slimy mess from when Brian Richardted on himself kept him from getting laid for two years.

by ben dover January 8, 2005

f4fsouljah

i am a cock smocking hacker. i like to suck the biggest dick which i can find (no not u Page yours is to small) and i cheat online and i lie and i suck and i cant diol and i 101/25000 and i am gay and i yer..

omg omg omg wuddup i cant diol, i can only 101/25000 online and i like to cheat on GA CS DM cuz im real cool and i like to lie.

by Ben Dover December 8, 2004

Skankasaurus

n. Term used to describe a person, usually a girl, that tends to wear revealing clothes.

Angela Reese is a Skankasaurus

by Ben Dover November 12, 2004

shrimpin

The term used when describing gay foreplay when one man ejaculates inside another mans rectum, and then sips it with a straw.

After Marcus came into Zacks ass he went shrimpin and drank it out with a straw.

by Ben Dover November 8, 2004

Hum and a Buff

A Humm and a Buff is a blow job.

She gave me a Hum and a Buff with a screamer and swallowed the evidence.

by Ben Dover October 20, 2004