Definitions by ben claude

cereal doormat

For a women to have breadcrumbs or any general mills product caked into her pubic frame.

Say Leslie why are there hearts, stars, and rainbows in your pot of gold?

cereal doormat by ben claude May 6, 2003

jeager 

a fad that is personified in a jocky ackward fashion that is accepted merely because of the particular person who started it.

Wearing lee khaki's is so last jeager.

jeager by ben claude May 5, 2003

perfectly sincere popcorn 

an act or action that stands in a state of unselfishness that is so pure it is entertaining and possibly odd.

When he saw that she was about to step over a puddle he instead took his pants off and placed them over the puddle. It was perfectly sincere popcorn.

perfectly sincere popcorn by ben claude May 5, 2003

Gerbection Sandwitches 

Three or more male body parts that are aroused by a fury house broken rodent and place them between two slices of white rye or wheat risen dough.

Dan, Tom, and I with the help of your pet and wonder bread have made you a gerbection sandwitch.

Gerbection Sandwitches by ben claude May 5, 2003

to the left and to the right to the left and to the right holmes.

A nonsensical greeting meaning the person has no need for human sensitivity at that point in the time continuiom and would rather persue a humerous or entertaining conversation and avoid a confrontation of any sort. Or it could reassure someone that you also want this sort of conservation.

Hey bob whats hanging. To the left and to the right to the left and to the right holmes.

to the left and to the right to the left and to the right holmes. by ben claude May 5, 2003