ben's definitions

Phat

Music having alot of bass, lacking in proper structure. Trance techno

"Check my phat ass bangin' toons mush"

by ben December 15, 2004

hore

a bad spelling of "whore"

"she is such a hore"

by Ben February 8, 2003

sackamajilla

a person who is incredibly hot

Sarah H. is a sackamajilla

by Ben November 25, 2003

John Kerry

A fuckhead who thankfully lost the election in November.

America is now safer since John Kerry lost the election.

by Ben August 18, 2006

Duct Tape

Nuclear fallout protection, also good for stopping chemical/biologilcal attacks.

You better get some duct tape before osama throws down on your behind.

by Ben April 18, 2003

Mutt's nuts

Indicates an item of quality.

Synonym for dog's bollocks

Web services are the mutt's nuts

by Ben February 25, 2004

Gypsy Hypnosis

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!

Bo must of been under "Gypsy Hypnosis" when he agreed to lend Kevin $150 while they were in Vegas.

by Ben October 18, 2005