ben's definitions

NED

Northeast Dick Head. A person from Northeast Philadelphia who goes to bars and starts fights, gets wasted and acts like an idiot. Usually the dickhead who pisses in the sink when there is a long line in the bathroom

Hey Ben, lets go to Flatspins bar, I hear it's banging. No Rob, I don't want to go there and hang out with those fucking NEDS.

by Ben December 2, 2003

flip flops

Chrome on your car.

"I just got some new flip flops on my fucking whip"

John's flip flops had the whole town staring at his whip.

by Ben July 5, 2006

Harry Chapin

A wrongfully overlooked singer/songwriter of the 1960s-1980s. His songs always told stories making him one of the best story tellers of all time. He gave over half of the money he'd make to charities living by the philosophy "I play one night for myself and one night for the other guy." He started an organization called World Hunger Year to help stop people from starving. He didn't have a particularly great singing voice but the songs he sang more than made up for it.

Now if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth well I wonder what would happen to this world. -- Harry Chapin

by Ben January 18, 2005

heatha

One of those people that just says "cool." Listens to white rap, esp. from B Dawg; a major pimp magnet and likes pizza from Tony V's.

Raise the roof it's heatha!

by Ben April 3, 2005

John Kerry

A fuckhead who thankfully lost the election in November.

America is now safer since John Kerry lost the election.

by Ben August 18, 2006

narb

to complete a task

i narbed my breakfeast

by ben February 7, 2003

Rum

(n) A tasty liquor. Goes great with coke. See Captain Morgan or Bacardi and enjoy.

Hey there, bar keep. Let me get a rum and coke and keep em' comin.

by ben October 6, 2003