ben's definitions

Apostle

Someone who is affiliated to 12 Apostles (www.12-apostles.com) either by providing funding or supplying news on rock, roll and religious matters. All apostles have an additional signifyer relating to their geographic location.

Bow Apostle was discussing with Bondi Apostle about the bodacious story that Lancashire Apostle had posted on Peter Saville and Jacques Derrida.

by Ben July 17, 2003

Lowdon

Originally from the French religious city and latterly associated with The clan Campbell, the Lowdons were known for being Brigands and Border Reivers

With " Lowdon's bonnie woods and braes," Or
"Comin' thro' the rye,"

Or " Highland Mary "--ah! how sad
That those so loved should die!

by Ben April 5, 2005

Fantasmic

I so am not a nerd and definately am not single. Fantasmic is a combination of Fantasic and Orgasmic. It doesn't mean "great" but more of a magical euphoria...Think about that feeling of release.

It was fantasmic when SHE talked to me!

by Ben June 20, 2003

cambray

Translates roughly to "The coolest person alive" or "The epitimy of cool".

There have been incidents of this cool transfering from herself to all others in the vicinity of her. (It is that powerful)

She also happens to be really hot.

cambray rocks

<3

by ben January 23, 2004

NED

Northeast Dick Head. A person from Northeast Philadelphia who goes to bars and starts fights, gets wasted and acts like an idiot. Usually the dickhead who pisses in the sink when there is a long line in the bathroom

Hey Ben, lets go to Flatspins bar, I hear it's banging. No Rob, I don't want to go there and hang out with those fucking NEDS.

by Ben December 2, 2003

flip flops

Chrome on your car.

"I just got some new flip flops on my fucking whip"

John's flip flops had the whole town staring at his whip.

by Ben July 5, 2006

Moosie

1) slang for a northern animal closely related to an elk
2) the mother of GC, kindly supporting us all with an abundance of cookies. She inspires love and power through all the corsairs.

Moosie happily gives all the great members of GC moosie cookies.

by Ben November 15, 2004