ben's definitions

climb the back fence

distract the guard dog while the sandlot kid pounces on his baseball

Mate - she hot, I'm gonna sandlot kid, can you climb the back fence?

by Ben November 18, 2004

Flannie Connoisseur

Euphemism for an Australian bogan, most of which wear flannies, drink jim beam and watch the V8's.

Ruski may be a flannie connoisseur, but I still think he's cute.

by Ben June 8, 2010

Pinting

To have as one's sole objective to drink many many pints at a bar or pub, usually with fellow pinting partners.

Using the word "pint" as a verb.

As in "to pint or not to pint.."

I think I will go pinting tonight as I can feel a thirst coming on.

Usually someone who is pinting is very focused on getting intoxicated and less concerened with meeting lovely ladies.

A person who is pinting however usually engages in loud conversations and debates.

by Ben January 24, 2004

table talk

Noun: 1.) Conversation appropriate for a formal occasion i.e. dinner with your girlfriend/boyfriend's parents. 2.) Small talk. Shmoozing. Those little conversations you have when you see someone you don't really care about, but you haven't seen them for a long time.

1.) Oh wow, Mrs. Smith you sure do have a nice house.
2.) Uh, hi person whose name I barely remember. How are you? What have you been up to all these years I haven't thought about you? Blah blah blah...

by ben June 17, 2004

TA

Tiger Army, a great psychobilly band

Dude did u get the new TA album?

by Ben January 21, 2004

lithp

noun. the speech impediment characterized by the involuntary replacement of the 's' sound with a 'th'.

Thtop making fun of my lithp.

by ben June 18, 2006

LOST

The best fricken show that has ever aired on television.........if u haven't watched it u better start....IT THE BEST SHOW!!!!

LOST is the best show on t.v.!

by Ben April 26, 2005