Definitions by ben

Cunted 

To indicate the endowment of ones personality while inebriated. ie to take on the values of a cunt whilst drunk...

Fuck, I'm cunted!
D'youse see Hammer last night? He was deadset cunted. Stupid cunt.

Cunted by Ben November 18, 2004

Liquor 

To be in trouble.
To be in allsorts of trouble.
To be in allsorts.
To be in liquorice allsorts.
To be in liquorice
To be in liquor.

"Did you hear about Wart?"
"He's a cat?"
"Apart from that, at 3 Wise a couple of months ago he fucked a fatty and now she's pregnant... he's in liquor"

Liquor by Ben November 18, 2004

guard dog 

The fat chick that hangs around with the hot chick. Usually requires a wingman to climb the back fence, distracting the orange ruffy enough for the sandlot kid to retrieve his baseball

The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty

Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.

Angry, angry guard dog

guard dog by Ben November 18, 2004

orange ruffy 

Ugly redheaded girl - derived from an extremely ugly native fish of Australia

Check out the bloody!
Ooohhh - good orange ruffy

orange ruffy by Ben November 18, 2004

sandlot kid 

The guy trying to pick up the hot girl who gets his mate to climb the back fence to distract the guard dog

Mate - she hot, I'm gonna sandlot kid it over, can you climb the back fence

sandlot kid by Ben November 18, 2004

climb the back fence 

distract the guard dog while the sandlot kid pounces on his baseball

Mate - she hot, I'm gonna sandlot kid, can you climb the back fence?

climb the back fence by Ben November 18, 2004

Pwab 

1. An adjective describing something that is really great or awesome.

2. Another way of proclaiming ownage of someone at a game or sport.

Similar to pwn, the misspelling of own, except that pwab is a combination of pwn and nab

1. That Family Guy episode last night really pwabbed.

2. I pwab you at ping pong.

Pwab by Ben November 16, 2004