Definitions by ben

Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

Five-to-two-er by Ben December 7, 2003

crack rocksteady 

what rude boys listen to while smoking crack

leftover crack, choking victim

crack rocksteady by ben December 6, 2003

London 

In the words of Alan Partridge
"Home of Ungrateful Bastards"
Annoying Cockney Breeding Ground
Everyone outside of London hates the place

"Hub of cosmopolitan fun...balls...breeding ground for people nearly as annoying as the French"

London by Ben December 4, 2003

mcpussy 

a pussy shaped mcnugget at mcdonalds. or just a pussy.

dave is a pussy ass mcpussy.

mcpussy by ben December 4, 2003

NED 

Northeast Dick Head. A person from Northeast Philadelphia who goes to bars and starts fights, gets wasted and acts like an idiot. Usually the dickhead who pisses in the sink when there is a long line in the bathroom

Hey Ben, lets go to Flatspins bar, I hear it's banging. No Rob, I don't want to go there and hang out with those fucking NEDS.

NED by Ben December 2, 2003

Zero 

The greatest person alive.

Damn Zero is badass. I want to be him.

Zero by Ben December 1, 2003

bomb 

To fail spectacularly.

Dude, I totally bombed that Advanced Quantum Physics III midterm. I'm such an idiot!!!

bomb by Ben November 30, 2003