6 definitions by bella yonder
An individual who, unknowingly, looks like a hipster but is really a corn-husking hick. These individuals can be confused with typical hipsters because of their: two-toned greasy hair, hoggish attire, and use of unfortunate vocabulary.
Sonya: "Andi tries so hard to fit in with the hicks because she admires John Wayne, but sadly her attempt puts her right into the hickster stereotype. Pity."
Carmella: "Yeah that bitch need to brush her teeth."
Carmella: "Yeah that bitch need to brush her teeth."
by bella yonder July 9, 2011
by bella yonder May 18, 2011
A hit of marijuana that is so deep and intense, it's literally the greatest inhale of all time. You feel as if you've been mindfreaked by Criss Angel himself.
Danny: Oh Hey Johnny can I hit that shit?
Johnny: By all means my man...by all means.
Danny: (after hit) Oh shit man. I totally just got THE RANCHER HIT.
Johnny: No way dude. So how's your sex life?
Johnny: By all means my man...by all means.
Danny: (after hit) Oh shit man. I totally just got THE RANCHER HIT.
Johnny: No way dude. So how's your sex life?
by bella yonder January 19, 2011
A faggot-ass nigga. Straight up from da streets of da hood. Arrogant pistol-poppin' son of a bitch. Illiterate f*ck.
by bella yonder July 30, 2007
A common condition suffered among most men ages 16 and over characterized by: immature behavior, acting like a scared little bitch, and crying because of lack of game.
Girl 1: Wow...Dan only invited me to this party so he could attempt to get in my pants and proceed to cry because he's an asshole and no one likes him.
Girl 2: He sounds like a major pussy.
Girl 1: Oh yes he is actually; he suffers from PPS...Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS).
Girl 2: He sounds like a major pussy.
Girl 1: Oh yes he is actually; he suffers from PPS...Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS).
by bella yonder May 2, 2011
A common condition suffered among most men ages 16 and over characterized by: immature behavior, acting like a scared little bitch, and crying because of lack of game.
Girl 1: Wow...Dan only invited me to this party so he could attempt to get in my pants and proceed to cry because he's an asshole and no one likes him.
Girl 2: He sounds like a major pussy.
Girl 1: Oh yes he is actually; he suffers from PPS...Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS).
Girl 2: He sounds like a major pussy.
Girl 1: Oh yes he is actually; he suffers from PPS...Pure Pussy Syndrome (PPS).
by bella yonder May 18, 2011