becki's definitions

goob

Someone who plays computer games for more then six hours a day on a daily basis. May get offended if goobness is pointed out.

Geoff you're such a goob, you've been playing Dark Age of Camelot all day!

by Becki June 11, 2004

Piggy Bank

When ones ass crack sticks out of the back of ones loose-fitting pants and under britches in the same manner as a plumbers crack. The reference comes from the thrilling temptation of dropping a couple of pennies down there.

I could see every hair and dingle berry in his plump piggy bank when he squatted with his back to me to pick up the quarters I threw on the floor.

by Becki February 12, 2005

whatever'd

Having said a logical, accurate statement to a complete brainless idiot and then being struckdown with a "whatever"!

John tried to explain to Cindy the damaging effects of abusing her credit cards with excessive shopping but was abrubtly whatever'd.

by Becki May 13, 2005

Fuck stick

1. The frozen bologna pole, penis, cyclops, one eyed bandit, winkie, the dolphin, purple-helmeted warrior of love, skin flute, cock, pecker

2. Something used as a substitute for a dildo (IE a length of encased pepperoni, a broom handle, a shower head, a popsicle)

3. A man whose only purpose for a woman is to serve her physical needs (she doesn't care what he has to say or what he looks like; he is solely good in bed and is only there to please her).

1. Lick the snotty end of my fuck stick!

2. The lonely horny girl used a tennis racquet to "serve" as her fuck stick.

3. I can't break up with Joe! He may be a stupid, homely, jobless alcoholic but he's a great fuck stick!

by Becki February 12, 2005

Hull

A city in the North East of England consisting of 10 per cent students and 90 per cent chavs(also see chav).

"Damn, that's the biggest gathering of chavs I've ever seen!"

"What do you expect in Hull?"

by Becki February 4, 2005