man hammer

What the fuck do you think!

Can't wait to take to that bitch with the blunt end of me man hammer.

by Baz July 18, 2004

shitbrick

A brick that is made from shit

An action apparantly done when scared

Finster

i coulnd't find any clay so i used my own shit to make bricks

I was shitting bricks when i visted the clinic

by baz August 10, 2004

plockity

walking in a fashion where your knee reaches your chest and then the leg extends out from there to hit the ground and so on. Like John cleese in the famous silly walks sketch.

look at 'im bruv! 'ees walking all plockity like!

by baz January 20, 2005

choong

some good skunk

that skunk is CHOONG!

by baz February 19, 2004

flank

The word flank is used as a substitute to most key words in a sentence, especially swear words

What the 'flank'?

You get flanked right up yer flank hole mate

by baz January 19, 2005

scrunt

1. The result produced when a cunt is smashed by a flying headbut.
2. derogotory term used to describe a slut or fuckhead.
Has it's origins from busted up weekends.

1. Looks like she's been kicked in her scrunt guts.
2. I am scrunt munted!

by Baz April 22, 2004

moot soot

The contents of the kick tin after you have shaken the shit out of a kings cross scrunt munter.

Glad I wasn't the firey that had to clean up that trap full of moot soot.

by Baz July 18, 2004