baz's definitions

meat glock

cunt seeking, semi automitac assault weapon.

I unloaded a clip from me meat glock into her spam catcher

by Baz July 18, 2004

Floogle

If ever the word 'McNerbert' is used in a sentence you must always preceed it with the word 'Floogle'. Fact.

Flanking hell geeza, my dad said to me that he plays golf. Floogle Mcnerbert bruv, Floogle Mcnerbert.

by baz January 20, 2005

wurp

wurp di do

wurp di wurp

by Baz April 26, 2004

cummo

an irish lepper.

cummo:me arm fell off.

by baz September 18, 2003

flank

The word flank is used as a substitute to most key words in a sentence, especially swear words

What the 'flank'?

You get flanked right up yer flank hole mate

by baz January 19, 2005

scrunt

1. The result produced when a cunt is smashed by a flying headbut.
2. derogotory term used to describe a slut or fuckhead.
Has it's origins from busted up weekends.

1. Looks like she's been kicked in her scrunt guts.
2. I am scrunt munted!

by Baz April 21, 2004

Shwaggler

noun Someone or something who Shwaggles.

Man, what a shwaggler. I think he deserves to use the toilet.

by Baz November 30, 2003