batman's definitions

bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

clown shoes

Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.

That hoopdashit is fucking clown shoes my nizzle!

by batman December 12, 2002

furry

a person who whishes to engage in sexual intercourse with a stuffed animal.

That furry stole my teddy bear... he can keep it.

by batman December 12, 2002

im not sure whether its bleeding any more

the phrase used to express the feeling of insecurity of ones ear

'u know my ear? im not sure whether its bleedong any more.'

by batman March 19, 2005

psycheout

A derogatory term, see brown noser

It's all shpadoinkle!

by batman December 30, 2004

Casey

A really nice guy that stands by your side no matter what. Appreciates everything you do even if you go through tough times together. And doesn’t let anyone get the best of him through manipulation. And stands out farther than anyone I’ve ever met in my life.

Casey is the best friend I’ve ever met. ~Delani Ross(from North Carolina)

by Batman July 8, 2019

pennsbury girl

a skanky ass hoe usually with stds, and often marked with a fungus growing around her vagina. see also HIV , std , whore , skank .

ewww dude i can't believe you hooked up with that pennsbury chick.

by batman February 15, 2005