batman's definitions

to son

1.(verb) to pwn, and also to gain legal custody of.
2. being sonned

1. I want to son you, so I can take you to school.
2. to son or not to son?

by Batman February 21, 2003

fuzznashiznickled

1. Really, seriously, incredibly drunk.
2. Relatively more drunk than one who is trizzarkled.

Fuzznashiznickled as ever, the sot exclaimed, "Hey, man. Your clock won't flush."

by batman July 1, 2004

hamhocks

A nick-name for an overweight person

I'm surprised Hamhocks can still walk!

by Batman October 5, 2003

Le Fish

The coolest fucking thing ever.

Le Fish says hi.

by Batman April 7, 2003

tallywacker

A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk

Man, look at the tallywacker on him - im gonna go jump off a cliff

by Batman September 5, 2003

Abercrombie

A clothing store in which only rich kids, yuppies, preppies, pussies and posers shop at.

Look at that little bitch, trying to fit in by wearing all those preppy clothes. Lets beat his ass.

by Batman April 22, 2005

^-^

A stupid 'smiley' used by japanese obsessed westerners over the internet

If this stupid fucking face was a person, I'd kick it in the back of the head

by batman January 25, 2005