batman's definitions

recockulous

More extreme than rediculous. Proceeding to a state of comedic abnormality. Used to describe men under most circumstances...

Joe just did his seventh keg stand, and he is acting RECOCKULOUS! He even puked on my shoe.

by Batman April 12, 2002

keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.

That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.

by Batman April 12, 2002

disfumbled

A state of utter confusion and disorientation.

I was disfumbled after finishing my 3 hour chem 127 lab. I't was crappy.

by Batman April 12, 2002

furry

a person who whishes to engage in sexual intercourse with a stuffed animal.

That furry stole my teddy bear... he can keep it.

by batman December 12, 2002

clown shoes

Something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.

That hoopdashit is fucking clown shoes my nizzle!

by batman December 12, 2002

lips on balls

The position one is found in after suffering a fatality incured by finally reaching.

Dude, my aunt found my cousin lips on balls no sheezy.

by batman December 12, 2002

Dump

taking a shit

"im gonna go take a dump"

by BATMAN January 7, 2003