batman's definitions

cock block

Something that keeps you from getting action.

That bitch scares all the other chicks away! She's a total cock block.

by Batman November 10, 2001

Dump

taking a shit

"im gonna go take a dump"

by BATMAN January 7, 2003

scott savol

Fuckin owned

Best lookin man on the planet

"look its the best looking man on the planet. Fuckin owned

by Batman March 15, 2005

teefpaste

Substance applied to the teefs during the process of brushing.

He brush his teefs with teefpaste before he go to bed

by batman December 4, 2003

Casey

A really nice guy that stands by your side no matter what. Appreciates everything you do even if you go through tough times together. And doesn’t let anyone get the best of him through manipulation. And stands out farther than anyone I’ve ever met in my life.

Casey is the best friend I’ve ever met. ~Delani Ross(from North Carolina)

by Batman July 8, 2019

pennsbury girl

a skanky ass hoe usually with stds, and often marked with a fungus growing around her vagina. see also HIV , std , whore , skank .

ewww dude i can't believe you hooked up with that pennsbury chick.

by batman February 15, 2005

Southside Salcedo

A sexual maneuver whereby the performer procures false identification indicating that he is under the age of 18, the intended purpose being to copulate with underage co-eds.

The counselor pulled a Southside Salcedo at the summer camp.

by batman September 18, 2004