A really nice guy that stands by your side no matter what. Appreciates everything you do even if you go through tough times together. And doesn’t let anyone get the best of him through manipulation. And stands out farther than anyone I’ve ever met in my life.
by Batman July 09, 2019
by Batman February 15, 2004
1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.
by batman July 01, 2004
Cockney slang for girl. See the Snatch DVD special features for an explanation. Girl rhymes with twirl, as in twist-and-twirl.
by batman October 21, 2003
More extreme than rediculous. Proceeding to a state of comedic abnormality. Used to describe men under most circumstances...
by Batman April 12, 2002
This is the chick that you practice freaky sexual techniques with before trying them on your girlfriend or wife. Typically, not very attractive, but willing to try absolutely anything just to get some action. The chick used to perfect your game/moves.
Last night I fucked my scrimage chick's armpit and came all over her. I am glad that I got that out of my system, it would never work with wifey.
by Batman May 20, 2004
A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk
by Batman September 05, 2003