batman's definitions

wtfpwnd

what the fuck <killed, brutalized>
usually used in the place of regular pwnd when your death or beating was suprisingly fast or gruesome.

holy clown SHIT! you just got wtfpwnd!! (also: wtfowned, wtfownd, wtfpwned, wtfownt or wtfpwnt)

by batman October 8, 2003

cock block

Something that keeps you from getting action.

That bitch scares all the other chicks away! She's a total cock block.

by Batman November 10, 2001

Abercrombie

A clothing store in which only rich kids, yuppies, preppies, pussies and posers shop at.

Look at that little bitch, trying to fit in by wearing all those preppy clothes. Lets beat his ass.

by Batman April 22, 2005

bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

^-^

A stupid 'smiley' used by japanese obsessed westerners over the internet

If this stupid fucking face was a person, I'd kick it in the back of the head

by batman January 25, 2005

Foog

short for Foogot

Dan: shut up matt
Matt: your such a foog

by Batman March 5, 2004

kamehamea wave

For all you stupid assholes who call this the "Kamehameha", this is the real term. It is an energy blast in DBZ and is the pattented move of the "good guys", although Cell and Majin Bu have used it (and gotten their asses kicked for it). And so you know, it has nothing to do with a killer blow to the ass.

Kame....

by Batman March 5, 2003