batman's definitions

to son

1.(verb) to pwn, and also to gain legal custody of.
2. being sonned

1. I want to son you, so I can take you to school.
2. to son or not to son?

by Batman February 21, 2003

motor buggie

what them british people call cars

Englishman: wot wot ol' bean, how about we go for a ride in my motor buggie?

by batman December 3, 2003

Le Fish

The coolest fucking thing ever.

Le Fish says hi.

by Batman April 7, 2003

Maelstrom

Absolut Ownage.

Damn, The Maelstrom's 1339.

by Batman November 11, 2003

bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

wtfpwnd

what the fuck <killed, brutalized>
usually used in the place of regular pwnd when your death or beating was suprisingly fast or gruesome.

holy clown SHIT! you just got wtfpwnd!! (also: wtfowned, wtfownd, wtfpwned, wtfownt or wtfpwnt)

by batman October 8, 2003

cock block

Something that keeps you from getting action.

That bitch scares all the other chicks away! She's a total cock block.

by Batman November 10, 2001