bastardized bottomburp's definitions

steep

An object that slopes. Most probably into your impending doom. DOOM.

I fell down a steep hill into my doom.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

smelly

Your anus.

The smelly scent of your anus drifted through the room. I shudder.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

D12

Idiot. It stands for "Dirty Dozen". Listen to their lyrics.

"Detroit 12" my ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

McDonalds

An over-crowded room with a large M on the roof. It serves fat people fattening food and tosses out the drifters and thin 'uns.

McDonalds was first opened within Stonehenge. It then spread throughout The Netherlands and eventually made its way to Fatland USA.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003

Alter Ego

1) the opposite of who you usually are and your presonality (e.g. a hippie's alter ego would be a fascist dictator)
2. the bad side of a person that may come to life at anytime, switching your personality (this is fantasy, though some people may believe they have an alter-ego in which they can't control).
3) A person who you aren't ut you act as sometimes as though you have transformed (e.g Eminem's alter ego is Slim Shady)

My real name is Tim James. My alter ego is Aaron Lewis.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

w34k

poor; sad; incompetent

"You can't tell people what you want them to get for your birthday!"
"Yeah, that's w34k!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

Rimjob

The art of having a squirming tongue tantalize your anal cavity. Quite revolting, really. See rim.

I gave my dad a rimjob. Now I am feared across the whole of my preschool.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003