Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

Religionously Incorrect 

learn to spell 'religiously' you sad fucker.

HALLO!111 I M Religionously Incorrect!111 OMFFG LOZL~!

Religionously Incorrect by Bastardized Bottomburp May 9, 2003

mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.

He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.

mowing the lawn by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

bumbum 

young school-kids way of saying 'ass'. Also see botty, bum, tush

"Oopsie daisies! I landeded on my bumbum!"
"Hey, thaaaat's great, kid."

bumbum by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

splade 

Alternate spelling of spork, it is well disputed over which word (spork or splade) is the appropriate word by my father and my grandparents. Hoy.

is it a spork... or a splade...?

splade by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

AOL Kids 

sad little fuckers who can't spell, or co-ordinate their fingers to type in a keyboard properly. See n00bs.

<AOLmunchkin> HELLO!!!111 lolz.
<FatTony> Well, if it ain't the stench on society's a-hole. How you doing, assbaby?
<AOLmunchkin> Wot?/
<FatTony> Never you mind your small, feeble head.
<AOLmunchkin> fuk u,, ura suk, u stopid fukhad.
<FatTony> And how.
<AOLmunchkin> brb,, i gotta go 2 teh tiolet!1 lolz.
<FatTony> How is that funny?
<AOLmunchkin> ura looser.
<FatTony> Says the unco-ordinated hick with a Mountain Dew bottle up his/her/its ass. Might I note that the Mountain Dew bottle is full of Mountain Dew. Painful enema, mayhaps?
<AOLmunchkin> fak u man

And then the assyness will continue into the night.

AOL Kids by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003

wankhole 

A terminal wally who frequently makes a bastard of himself. Like George W. Bush.

That wankhole controls a nation? Oh my God!

wankhole by Bastardized Bottomburp May 7, 2003

The Ass- Insults 

Assache
Assbaby
Assball
Assbrain
Assburger
Assbutt
Asscheese
Asschild
Assclown
Asscum
Assface
Assfleck
Asshat
Asshaul
Asshippie
Asshead
Asshole
Asslick
Assling
Assman
Assmark
Assmaster
Assmung
Asstard
Asstechnician
Asstool

The Ass- Insults by Bastardized Bottomburp May 7, 2003