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Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

Rich Kid Syndrome

When a child is born into a family of great riches, living in a fucking big estate. This child tends to act pompous and snotty. Boys with Rich Kid Syndrome tend to act feminine, and are given names such as 'sissy', 'nancy' and 'goodie-two-shoes'. They get about with their limo, escourted by their butler, Jeeves.
I don't know anyone with Rich Kid Syndrome, but if I did I'd knock and run at their house, planting fart-bombs.

banner ads 

Useless, annoying SHIT. No one clicks them, and they ruin a webpage's template. Still not as bad as pop-up ads and pop-under ads.
The Banner Ads were invented by one of those hated internet individuals who create things for ease-of-use advertising. Bastard.

assgoblin 

Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.
John Travolta is an assgoblin, who lives down the street

blame canada 

Popular slogan because it solves all of life's little problems.
<CurtusTheTurtle> Aw, man! Mr Teddy from down the street's dog crapped all over my lawn!
<MrYupYup> *head pops up over fence* Bame Canada!

cock jockey 

Any man or woman who rides erect penises as a competitive sport against others.
That cock jockey should blimmin' well go out to become a prostitute. He already is come to think of it.

Jesus Ranch 

Don't visit such a ranch, otherwise you may fall in love with a big potato when you start to dance in France. And it smells of shit.
I'm taking a walk in the woods... it's nice outside. Smells of shit.
Jiggly nigga
Jiggly wigga
Jiggly chigga
Jiggly figga

Generally, a fat person, who may be black, white, chinese or finnish.