bastardized bottomburp's definitions

Ploppy

1. An adjective describing a sad or idiotic comment/person
2. An adjective describing something that is slimy, gooey, pooey or cummy.

1. That man certainly is ploppy.
2. Your ploppy poo is all over my yard! Clean it up, Mr Kaledelfos!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

sarcasm

Something most people can't understand or handle. Could it be that it is harder to judge what people mean on the Internet with text, or is it that so many people are ignorami?

What ever the case, suck a fart you jet-powered cunt-baboon.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 22, 2003

thuck you

Sounds like 'fuck you'. Can also be used in replacement of 'thank you' or 'kthxbye'.

<Jeeves> Here is your morning tea, sir.
<Pomp> Thuck you.
<Jeeves> I beg your pardon!
<Pomp> Go ahead and beg.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 15, 2003

*

Surrounds said actions in IM conversations or Chat-rooms.

<ButtAzn> *yawns* Im tired
<HyrenMaster> No shit
<ButtAzn> lolz
<HyrenMaster> what?

<AznFaggot> *smacks KillThemAll over the head* bad KillThemAll! BAD!1 lolz
<KillThemAll> How is that funny?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

penal combustion

It's penile, not penal, you dumb schmuck.

penile surgery
penile combustion
penile sex
penile head

by bastardized bottomburp May 19, 2003

CN

acr. 1. Cartoon Network; 2. Clueless Newbie; 3. Cellulose Nitrate

1. The only things worth watching on CN is Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, Pinky and the Brain and 70-80% of Adult Swim (depends what they are showing).

2. "OMFG you CN!1"

3. The explosives had some CN in 'em.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003

I had to beat them to death with their own shoes

Phrase proclaimed after breaking into a candy store at the edge of town, wrestling the Bengal Tiger they have for a guard dog, and beating the shopkeeper and his son to death with their boots.

We had to find 1000 brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass or Ozzy wasn't to go on stage that night!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003