Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

hooah 

When said while thrusting the pelvis, and after saying a long sentence, creates humor.

Sir,IjustseemedtohavedroppedyourvaseandkilledyourdogwhileIwasmindingyourhouse - (thrusts pelvis) HOOAH!

hooah by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

apple computer

The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.

Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.

apple computer by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

Windows ME 

I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.

Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.

Windows ME by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

skool 

How they spell 'school' on Invader Zim. The school has the word 'SKOOL' in large letters upon its roof.

I need to be at skool in 5 minutes!

skool by Bastardized Bottomburp September 18, 2003

Cerebellum'd

To be attacked by a man in a small pod atop a large brain with an eyepatch.

I found some brains after I was cerebellum'd by the Children!-Man.

Cerebellum'd by Bastardized Bottomburp September 17, 2003

sock puppet

Homer Simpson's greatest fear.

<Marge> Sock puppets!
<Homer> AAAAH!

sock puppet by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003

windozer 

A technologically advanced bulldozer created by Microsoftballs to plow down the HQ of Apple and Linux.

Make way for the Windozer 2000, Apple employees.

windozer by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003