bastardized bottomburp's definitions

snow

Dandruff of the head-hair, eyebrows or pubic hair. Floats slowly to the ground like snow when shaken.

"My whole body is a fucking snow mountain!" - Your Dad

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

Marge Simpson

The thread that holds the Simpson family together.

Marge Simpson's hair is several feet tall. She dyes it with Blue #56 dye.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

mortal kombat

First fighting game I ever played at the age of 7 on SNES.

Mortal Kombat 3 had cool characters.

Mortal Kombat Annihilation was a shitty movie.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

Uninhibited

Holy shaith, Dr. Discolunchbox!

"I tumbled into a wormhole which sucked me into a parallel universe where this definition for 'Uninhibited' controls the entire galaxy and eggs eat people."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 21, 2003

Geek Speak

How now brown fire extinguisher.

Eat brick.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 30, 2003

assbaby

a person who has never had a vagina wrapped around their head!

The assbaby called me an assbaby. IRONCI!22211// lozlzll

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Vacuum-Job

1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.

1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003