penal combustion

It's penile, not penal, you dumb schmuck.

penile surgery
penile combustion
penile sex
penile head

by bastardized bottomburp May 19, 2003

colon

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.

My colon is feelin' great, thank you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

dastardly

to describe something that is quite related to a dastard.

Mr Sender is a dastardly dastard-bastard... guy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 01, 2003

phut

A short, precise excape of air.

heave... heave... PHUT!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003

jism

The lesser known name for 'cum'.

The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

*

Surrounds said actions in IM conversations or Chat-rooms.

<ButtAzn> *yawns* Im tired
<HyrenMaster> No shit
<ButtAzn> lolz
<HyrenMaster> what?

<AznFaggot> *smacks KillThemAll over the head* bad KillThemAll! BAD!1 lolz
<KillThemAll> How is that funny?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

period

A small ink spot that may cause a sentence to end abruptly.

Welcome to. My site I have. Lots of. GIF. Anim. Atio. N.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 26, 2003