Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

shitbrick 

A slab of feces carved into the exact shape of a rectangular prism. Bender from Futurama craps them out when scared.

How's it goin', shitbrick? Still doin' my homework? That's great. And now to bring out the whip.

shitbrick by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

^0^ 

Shittiest emoticon I have had the misfortune to behold.

<FuKuJiGgA> ^0^ My mouth stretches above my eyes!

^0^ by Bastardized Bottomburp September 27, 2003

-.- 

Tiredsome Animé emoticon.

<AzNcHiQQa> -.- u tire meh
<Killbot000> You look like someone kissing someones ass with their eyes closed.

-.- by Bastardized Bottomburp September 27, 2003

impromptu 

Something that is made up on the spot and given little time to gather and present. Usually referring to speeches that are given only a few minutes to prepare for.

I had to write an impromptu speech about Anal Cancer in 3 minutes without using the word 'ass' 'anus' 'shit' or 'hair'.

impromptu by Bastardized Bottomburp September 26, 2003

overmarketing 

The result of:

+ Harry Potter merchandise
+ Pokémon's downfall
+ Dragon Ball Z's hate
+ Cartoon Network's uptardedness
+ Over-obsessed fanboys

Everytime there is a product without millions of crap to suck out of it, a fat-cat businessman is born.

overmarketing by Bastardized Bottomburp September 26, 2003

gaydar 

A machine designed to detect whether or not a person or animal is homosexual or not.
It is identifiable as a silver box with a spinning satellite-dish upon it.

My gaydar is specifying that that guy over there is a flaming homosexual. Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather-balloon.

gaydar by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

define

To explain what a word means, like what I am doing to the word 'define' right now.

Please define the word 'antimiscomboluationismontoast'.

define by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003