bastardized bottomburp's definitions

nose-job

To get it up the nose by someone's dick and 'sniffing' down the ejaculation.

After that nose-job, my bitch had cum leaking from her eyes.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

logitech

The company who made the light-censor mouse I am using for my computer.

Microsoft's light-censor mouse's left-click broke off! Thank God for Logitech.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 2, 2003

coke and pepsi

Not the same, they have entirely different flavours. Cokes is stronger, and Pepsi's is smoother.

Let's see...

Pepsi ... Great
Pepsi Blue ... Shit
Pepsi Twist ... Good
Pepsi Max ... Great

Coke ... Great
Vanilla Coke ... Great
Cherry Coke ... 50/50
Diet Coke ... Good
Diet Coke w/ Lemon ... Good

... Coke wins.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 4, 2003

Gossip Folks

Pretty good song. Coincidently, I am listening to it now. Rapped by Missy Elliot and Ludacris.

No one gave a sheet.

by bastardized bottomburp May 16, 2003

smeg head

A person who's facial appearance is replaced with smegma.

I'll give that smeghead a smegging kick up the ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

shock

the period of time after receiving the shocker.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

period

A small ink spot that may cause a sentence to end abruptly.

Welcome to. My site I have. Lots of. GIF. Anim. Atio. N.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 26, 2003