bastardized bottomburp's definitions

foreground

Nearby objects that are closer than the background (esp. in websites: the foreground is the text, images etc.)

"The foreground needs some colour."
"Shut up and mind your own website!"
"I would if my computer wasn't UP YOUR ASS!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

internet

A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

thank you

A phrase not often heard nowadays, much like "forgive me" and "I'm a virgin."

Thank you for farting in my face, doctor.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

tubby

one who is rotund

Daniel is a tubby fool, as is Marshall and Adley.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 1, 2003

red rennamon

Ez-chode.

My, Ezboard TOU sure is fun, 'ey Red Rennamon?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

spoot

An exclamation of total awe, or frustration. Also used in placed or curse words.

"Aah, spoot!"

"... What the spoot..."

"Well spoot me up!"

"Well spoot me down!"

"Silence, spooty bottom-ball"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

adsl

the most blissful internet connection out there.

Telstra ADSL kicks anal cavity.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003