barT's definitions

government artist

Jobless individual depending on their income from the state, i.e they 'draw' the dole.

A: I hear Mr Fothington-Smythe is without gainful employment these days, ey Wilson?

B: Yes M'Lord that uselss scrounging lazy feckless washed up cunt is a governemt artist.

A: Ah what witty reparte Wilson.

by bart September 23, 2004

Jisim

Sperm, ejaculate, warm cum that oozes from a juicy cock.

I like to swallow jisim when I go down on my lovers.

by Bart June 4, 2003

stingy

reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. tightorcheap.

A: Buy me a pint please.
B: No, piss off.
A: Ooh ye stingy cunt.

by Bart September 23, 2004

user

Person who is nice to someone else to gain an advantage

SHe used him to get an A in the class.

by Bart March 24, 2004

snuck

to get stole or or have something happen to you that you didn't expect

"Brotha man wuz just walkin along and this dude came outta nowhere and snuck him in his jaw and took all his loot

by Bart April 14, 2003

Hang

An Irish rural persons attempt at the word Ham, most commonly used in reference to a sandwich or 'sammich' to make a hangsammich the staple diet of all red necks making the trip to Dublin to watch "de hurlin" a gladiatorial style of combat that makes Russell Crowe look like a big pansy

Here Boy get that washp away from my hangsammich

by bart September 23, 2004

kit kat

the act of 'poking' your hand up somebody's bum bum.
similar to a credit card but without the slide action.

gimme a break. gimme a break. stop f*#@ing kit kating me.

by barT April 17, 2003