Mud flaps

Derogatory statement describing a girls vagina. You can picture it if you'd like.

"How was she?"
"Decent. .. Hell of a lot of mud flap down there though."

by Balls November 15, 2004

Vagina Cover

New term for girl's panties. Cause that's what they cover, dumbass.

"Wear those pink panties I like."
"Ew! I hate that word."
"Fine. Wear those pink vagina covers I like."

by Balls November 19, 2004

Gourmet

A new term to define girl's asses/dumpers. Verb.

"Man, that girls ass is GOURMET!"
"Dude, get your hands off my girlfriend's gourmet ass."
"I'd like to slip a finger down that girls crack. Gourmet."

by Balls November 15, 2004

Vixxon

green teeth sluts that lie and think they can get any guy that they want(but they cant cuz their ugly little fuckers)

EL is a vixxon

by Balls May 28, 2004

froggy eyes

When a man wears a thong/g-string backwards.

Chris pulled out the 'ole' froggy eyes again; we just couldn't believe it was done at the bank.

by Balls October 29, 2004

vesuvius

When a guy sets fire to his loved-one's pubic hair, just prior to ejaculation, then pulls out and extinguishes the flames with semen before they result in a 'scorched earth' type situation.

Good method of contraception, who really wants to remain inside with a burning bush pressed against their stomach?

Him: Hold on honey, i'll have that out in no time.
Her: AAAAAAAAARGGHHHH AAAAAIIIEEEEE IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

by Balls March 24, 2004

nut suck

n. Proper name given to Chris, describing the explanatory act of sucking on one's nuts, scro, or bag.

Scobie is a flailing nut suck, with your nuts on his mind and his tongue on your nuts.

by Balls December 01, 2004