Mustache

Booger wiper, mainly according to women.
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Germany

A nation that is hated and will forever be hated for it's sausages and former past (1935).
Germany is in trouble
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Google Safari and Firefox

If you did not see these search engines at your school lab, what childhood have you had?
Google Safari and Firefox are superior to Microsoft Egde.
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Ripoff

China is known for ripoffs of good games.
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Reddit

Edit: Thanks for the Gold Star, kind stranger!
Reddit in a nutshell: Edit: Thanks for the Gold Star, kind stranger!
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