Mustache

Booger wiper, mainly according to women.
"Shave your mustache, Jake!"
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Cheese

Cheese should be part of everyone's diet.
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Amber Alert

Known well for it's scary sounds and unexpected demonic screams. It is meant to alert people about a child that has been missing or kidnapped.
1. Random Politician: Amber Alerts at 3AM would be good for waging phycological terror on the citizenry!
1A. Some dictator: You sir, are a very bright man. You should be my heir!
2. An alert on phones or tv, by the county meant for helping progress to find children lost or abducted
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Shaolin Monks

The Shaolin Monks followed him to his home to beat him up.
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YouTube comment section

Often filled with Porn bots, Annoyingly overused memes, bad jokes, and arguments usually over the dumbest of problems.
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