pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

kneebaby

An African-American term for the child who stands next to his/her mama's knee, while mama holds the armbaby.

"Se done died when se was a kneebaby. A high wind come and took her breaf away."

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

DVVG

The Drunken Vietnam Vet Guy (DVVG) who can't stop telling the same old Vietnam war stories in which he is always the hero.

DVVG is at my door again. I'm so sick of that guy.

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

story slacker

Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.

"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.

by bagitbabe October 09, 2008

Big Detecto

The cameras and other security devices that are everywhere invading our privacy and watching us 24 hours a day. Can locate us by satellite wherever we are.

Everywhere I go, Big Detecto is there.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

childless parent expert

Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.

She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.

by bagitbabe May 23, 2008

vaginetta

A woman who steals another woman's boyfriend purely to have sex with him and to enhance her own ego.

I wouldn't introduce your boyfriend to her. She's a vaginetta for sure.

by bagitbabe October 09, 2008