Definitions by babypiratesnapchat2

Thpew 

The act of spewing when you have a lisp. Replace the "s" with the letters "th"

Person 1: Hey there, whats gonna be on the test tomorrow?
Perthon 2: Thpew! doethn't matter. Thcool is thupossed to be fun!
Person 1: Thanks, but ill just go ask one of my other friends.

Thpew by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Spomngebob

A typo for Spongebob.

Spomngebob

Spomngebob by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

brownth plainth road. 

The thnake on Thnapchat'th location.

Wanna thee a thnake? Go on Thnapchat. He's onot brownth plainth road.

brownth plainth road. by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Thnapchat 

Where to go if you want to thee a thnake.

Wanna thee a thnake? Go on Thnapchat.

Thnapchat by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Have an issue, here's a tissue. 

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

Have an issue, here's a tissue. by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

a swimming pool band-aid 

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

a swimming pool band-aid by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

bowling alley Vaseline 

The Vaseline in the bowling alley pro shop.

I saw the bowling alley Vaseline at the pro shop at me local bowling alley.

bowling alley Vaseline by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023