Definitions by babypiratesnapchat2

Vaseline 

1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n/adj: A suave gent.

1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.

Vaseline by babypiratesnapchat2 March 8, 2023

petroleum jelly 

The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.

New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."

Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."

petroleum jelly by babypiratesnapchat2 March 7, 2023

slick as vaseline

What Slick Rick is, he's shy as well due to his eye injury

Slick Rick has worn an eyepatch since he was a baby, he's shy, and he's slick as vaseline.

slick as vaseline by babypiratesnapchat2 February 27, 2023

Acayonna 

Pretty smart , shy , slick mouth

I’m so acayonna
Your so acayonna

I wish I had acayonna

Acayonna by babypiratesnapchat2 February 27, 2023

Pirate 

yarr

Me a pirate

Pirate by babypiratesnapchat2 February 24, 2023

Vaseline 

adj. smooth, really cool, slick. Outrageously nice.

Based on the consistency of the popular product, Vaseline.

Lori, your presentation was so vaseline!
Yo, Tammy, tell me the Spice Girls aren't a totally vaseline band.

Vaseline by babypiratesnapchat2 February 24, 2023

listhp 

Lisp with a lisp.

I have a listhp.

listhp by babypiratesnapchat2 February 24, 2023