pirates

volleyball players

There be baby pirates at the beach

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 18, 2023

Snapcat

Snapchat for cats.

Baby Pirate Isabella (eyepatch): (lisping, shyly) Ooh, Snapchat!! *blushes*
Isabella's mom: Don't use that, it's not regular Snapchat, it's Snapcat.
Baby Pirate Isabella: (shyly, lisping) What be Snapcat? *blushes*
Mom: Snapcat. Snapchat for cats. It's right in the name!!
Shy baby cat: (blushes and uses rainbow throw-up Snapcat filter)

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 30, 2022

battery candy

Sour candy, because sour candy is as bad for your teeth as battery acid.

Pirate: Yarrrgh, do you like battery candy?

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 26, 2022

Avatht

Avast with a lisp.

Baby pirate with a lisp: (puts on goggles and swims in pool) Arrrr!! Arrrr!! Avatht, mateyth!! Thwab the pool deck!!

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 05, 2022

iron bar hotel

Jail

Iron bar hotel is the worst hotel. open bathroom

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 19, 2023

Diapering

The act of wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper in order to make your body less constricted. This is usually done by pirates with lisps

We had a blast on a boat. We're just diapering all day in the lake.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 02, 2024

vacation fairy

Noun. The fairy that comes the night before a vacation while the kids are sleeping usually leaving toys and books and games for the kids to keep entertained and calm while traveling. It also is an incentive for excited children to go to sleep the night before.
When the excited kids go to sleep the vacation fairy will come and leave surprises to keep them entertained while traveling to their destination.

The night before they left for their vacation the children went to bed early in hopes that the vacation fairy would come and leave fun toys and surprises for the long ride.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 09, 2023