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CringeTok

What TikTok should be renamed to, as the site's videos are cringe.

TikTok should be renamed to CringeTok.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 9, 2023

Thpew

The act of spewing when you have a lisp. Replace the "s" with the letters "th"

Person 1: Hey there, whats gonna be on the test tomorrow?
Perthon 2: Thpew! doethn't matter. Thcool is thupossed to be fun!
Person 1: Thanks, but ill just go ask one of my other friends.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Goggles

What a baby pirate with a lisp wears in the pool. Worn with a swimsuit and swim diaper. Not to be confused with Google or giggles.

Baby pirate with lisp: Arrrr!! Arrrr!! Avatht mateyth!! Thwab the pool deck!!
Spongebob: (giggles) Your goggles are too loose. Tighten them please or the water will get in your eyes.

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 20, 2022

mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you with a lisp and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person spits uncontrollably and has a lisp. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" with a lisp and cut one of these lispers off.

Man, that guy with a lisp was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by babypiratesnapchat2 June 24, 2023

Hatlevator

An elevator used as a place to store hats.

If you use the elevator to store hats, the elevator is called a hatlevator. It happens when you ignore the "WARNING ELEVATOR MACHINE ROOM NO STORAGE ALLOWED" sign.

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 5, 2022

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

iron bar hotel

Jail

Iron bar hotel is the worst hotel. open bathroom

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 19, 2023