baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

i have no words to use so...

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by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

ass-singer

One who farts glorious hymns.

"I exhale rhymes from within my ass-cheeks."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003

404

The white space with the black writing you receive when the page you want won't come to you 'cause the page you are looking for really isn't there 'cause it don't exist, causing frustration and jumping around like an assclown.

Angelfire's 404 page think they're so god damn funny. BUT THEY'RE NOT!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

cars that bounce

Something fun to watch if an old lady is driving one.

"Help me! That damn car dealership sold me one of those cars that bounce! My stockings are falling! My stockings are falling!" - Old woman

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

It's funny because it's true

Statement of truth used when something non-fictional, ironic and hilarious occurs.

<GhettoChubb> Me and my sister went down to the supermarket, and this huge fat chick was standing near the frozen-food section, and I swear to God I thought it was my sister, and I slapped the bitch on the shoulder and said 'Losing a little wait?' and the women turned around and kicked me inside a fridge. A closed fridge!
<Hymenia> Hahahh, its funny because it's true.

by bastardized bottomburp May 17, 2003

vagesticles

When a woman's clitoris is replaced by a large, bulging testicle sack.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003

pornfolio

1. A small portfolio of all the adult films you've appeared in, all the pornographic magazines you've posed in and all the websites you've posed and starred in.

2. A collection of porn collected from magazines.

"If you'd take a careful look at my pornfolio, you'd see I'm quite the right person to play the character Johnny the Incubus."

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003