baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

jai z

Dildo converser. Believes he has the power to talk to anal toys. Claims he invented anal beads.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

end

The final chapter of a series or story.
The top/bottom of something.
The finish.

"Your dick has no end."

"Your mouth has no end. Shut the hell up."

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

Brokenman.net

An odd Australian web site. I found its address written in chalk on a sidewalk in the streets of Sydney.

It's useless any way.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 11, 2003

Dictionary

A fat-ass book of non-sensical ramblings put together by college students.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

head-spin

the act of twisting the head of your penis with your fingers so utterly hard that the head of your penis falls off.

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

cheap-ass

One who cannot afford to drive himself to work.

Alan Lam's mom is a cheap-ass ho

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

<(0.0)>

1. Looks nothing like Kirby. Kirby is simply (0.0)
2. Used by azns to annoy the general population of internet users, yet amuse other azns. Sad, really.

1. HALLO I M IN WUV WIT KIRBY <(0.0)>!11
2. I h8 yuo, fagit <(0.0)>...

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003