baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

assoar

Used by assclowns to put an assboat into motion.

Gentlemen, grab your assoars! Its assboating time!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

Glass of Water

An object with a questionable intelligence. Screams better insults at me than chloe, red rennamon and you

I've had better insults screamed at me from a glass of water. Your non-sensical ramblings encourage your own idiocy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

lollersaurus

Any enormous, ugly person who says 'lol' every 20 seconds while chatting on the internet.

"Lollersaurus masticated the leaves that represent my modem."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 5, 2003

pansy squad

A bunch of sissies walking around grabbing their balls and raping horses. They tend to wear t-shirts with gay slogans such as 'Bite This' and 'Make peace motherfucker'. they brandish toy guns their moms bought them.

the pansy ass fag named Joshy brought his pansy squad over to fuck us up. bad mistake.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

Crapper

Another name for the toilet, named after Mr. Crapper, it's inventor. This is from which the word 'crap' and 'to take a crap' came from.

<Traggle> I need to use Mr. Crapper's crapper to take a crap. You dig?
<Jurtul> Hello breakfast!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003

cum muffin

A person who, when pricked with a pin, will begin to seep semen from the opening from which the pin came from. See pus balloon.

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

italic

this is italic text: SLANTY!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003