cloves

Tiny plant bulbs which, when combined with Tom Collins mix and a spare pie-top, create change-of-heart decisions and disgust.

<Homer> You gotta improvise, Lisa! Cloves.. Tom Collins mix... mmm!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

red rennamon

Ez-chode.

My, Ezboard TOU sure is fun, 'ey Red Rennamon?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

spoot

An exclamation of total awe, or frustration. Also used in placed or curse words.

"Aah, spoot!"

"... What the spoot..."

"Well spoot me up!"

"Well spoot me down!"

"Silence, spooty bottom-ball"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

blame canada

Popular slogan because it solves all of life's little problems.

<CurtusTheTurtle> Aw, man! Mr Teddy from down the street's dog crapped all over my lawn!
<MrYupYup> *head pops up over fence* Bame Canada!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 06, 2003

spammer

A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.

With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.

Clever boy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 08, 2003

apple computer

The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.

Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

meat hooks

another name for 'hands'

"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003