Blue Screen Syndrome

Traumatic case of Windows users who get computer crashes every hour, resulting in the horrors of the blue screen.

If you are a Windows user, like myself, you will experience the traumas of the Blue Screen System every so often.

Harry got Blue Screen Syndrome and quit his job as a programmer.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

Alliteration Insults

Insults that consist of 2 words and begin with the same 1-3 letters. Use them wisely, you turd-turner.

Shit-Shifter
Turd-Turner
Anal-Anarchist
Ass-Assessor
Butt-Butler
Cock-Coordinator
Prick-Print
Testicle-Tester

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 28, 2003

post slut

Much like post whore, only that it sounds like a person who prostitutes on message boards, rather than one who floods and rapes threads.

The post slut's signature had her phone number in it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 04, 2003

Bubs

Owns the concession stand. He can dance and fix things, such as most mechanical objects and marriages. His dancing skills are of high quality. Found to be dancing on Your Grave.

"It looks like someone tried to shove swiss cake rolls in the disk drive!"

"Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 07, 2003

Matrixed Down

The opposite of Matrixed Up and The Matrix.

To stray away from Matrix effects (Charlies Angels, Spiderman) and Matrix spoofs (Kung Pow, Cats & Dogs) or to add something that is the opposite of The Matrix to the movie.

My home movies featured me jumping around the walls, so I matrixed it down by adding Willy Nelson.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

The correct sentence is 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'.

'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is wrong, there is no 's'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

italic

this is italic text: SLANTY!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003