Jaques Strap

One of Bart Simpsons' many prank call name's given to Moe.

<MoE> Amanda Huginkiss! Can I get Amanda Huginkiss here? Aww, why can't I get Amanda Huginkiss?
<BarFlies> Aww haw haw haw, aww haw.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 16, 2003

lyk

"Like" gone retarded.

eYe ish lyk da b0m n sum! lolz kikikiki kawaii bulldo9z hamtaro le9 of lam!21111!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 09, 2003

Homer Thompson

Homer Simpson's new identity due to a relocation program the Simpsons used after Sideshow Bob began plotting against murdering Bart. Homer would never respond when 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' was said to him.

"When I stomp on your foot, you smile and nod. {Stomping} Hello Mr. Thompson..."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

Kung Pow

Hilarious, fake-dubbed martial-arts parody. Includes a brief intermission, a man swinging a chain, repetitive zooming-effects and a woman with one breast.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! Heh heh heh. ENOUGH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

overmarketing

The result of:

+ Harry Potter merchandise
+ Pokémon's downfall
+ Dragon Ball Z's hate
+ Cartoon Network's uptardedness
+ Over-obsessed fanboys

Everytime there is a product without millions of crap to suck out of it, a fat-cat businessman is born.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 26, 2003

Room With A Moose

A blank white room located at the end of a wormhole in space. It contains a moose.

"At the end of the wormhole lays... a room... with a MOOSE!"

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

SOAD

1. System of a Down
2. Someone Owning a Dildo

1. I bought a SOAD CD
2. The SOAD bought a dildo.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003