baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

RuralDictionary.com

A dictionary that showcases words of the countryside.

Hillbilly
Pitch Fork
Livestock
Grain
Grazing
Manure

- Some examples of the Rural Dictionary's words.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

The correct sentence is 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'.

'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is wrong, there is no 's'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

404'd

Homestarrunner.com's way of showing you fools how to use the internet... 404ing your ass!

<CHILDREN!> 404'd!
<Ugly> Ow, my browser!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Goo

cum

He loaded his goo into his ass.

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

figgas

Finnish people who think they are black.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003

:[

A bat or vampire.

<CrackaVamp> I will fuck your blood!
<Joed> Idioth.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003

assclench

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003