552 definitions by baSTardized boTTomburp
A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.
With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.
Clever boy.
Clever boy.
by baSTardized boTTomburp November 8, 2003
The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.
<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
by baSTardized boTTomburp May 16, 2003
i r hav noe tipografical errar in mi typign!1 stopp aqqusing meh! OR I BAAN U. DERE I SED IT. U R BAANED!1
by baSTardized boTTomburp October 28, 2003
by baSTardized boTTomburp March 25, 2003
The idiots versian of 'how much older is my next love-slave / the gender of my next love-slave / where I can find my love-slave.
by baSTardized boTTomburp March 18, 2003
lubrication for the penis
"Rub on some shoeshine. No, not that shoeshine, asshead. Oh look, now you're cock's all black."
- Mrs Bush
- Mrs Bush
by baSTardized boTTomburp March 23, 2003
by baSTardized boTTomburp October 9, 2003