baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

Vanilla Coke

When mispronunced by a Japanese man living in an English environment, it creates humour.

<Jappo> I ask for Vanilla Cock! WHY YOU LAUGH?!?!

by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003

Sad, really!

the phrase you must mutter after some assmonkey does something outrageously sad!

The perfect subjects to say this to are as follows:

assclowns
assmonkeys
retards
blonde-fools
cheeseheads
stencharoos
assbabys (assbabies)
clods
fascists
Your Moms
The Popes

<SadBaldFool153> yea dunwoz bwing da muni tomozza
<phEWL!> Sad, really...
<SadBaldFool153> wat

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

this web site sucks

What you utter in an attempt to navigate yourself around Microsoft.com and Yahoo.com.

Dirt-clod solutions? Interview with The Pope? This web site sucks!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 21, 2003

Iron My Shirt, Bitch

A banner best held up at a Feminist rally.

"Women are People, Too!" - Banner
"Men are Pigs!" - Banner
"Iron My Shirt, Bitch!" - Banner near the back

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003

Soul Caliber II

Gonna get it soon.

A game that gives you the choice of either Link (Game Cube, Legend of Zelda), Spawn (X-Box, Spawn) or Heihachi (Playstation 2, Tekken) as an additional character, depending on the game console.

Soul Caliber was good, Soul Caliber II shall be great.

Soul Caliber had Yoshimitsu (Tekken) in it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003

flamingo

The letter O on fire.

Check it out! A flaming-O!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003