jigga

Jiggly nigga
Jiggly wigga
Jiggly chigga
Jiggly figga

Generally, a fat person, who may be black, white, chinese or finnish.

Jiggas keep wobbling!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 04, 2003

to share a fart

adj. The act of placing your bottom on another person's bottom and giving an anal fart from one bottom to the next, then back to the first, then back again. See anal tennis.

I shared a fart with my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

vagesticles

When a woman's clitoris is replaced by a large, bulging testicle sack.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 22, 2003

7 Wonders of the World

1. M&Ms
2. The Clitoris
3. Scroll Lock
4. Freedom Fries
5. Blue Screen of Death
6. Homer Simpson
7. This List

Man, Freedom Fries are whimsical! Are they one of the 7 Wonders of the World?

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

hated

What I am. And that's the way I like it. The wise words of Eminem, I quote:

"I only cuss to make your mom upset!"

I am the most hated motherfucker on Earth. You think I give a fuck?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

Crap on a Senior Citizen

An important ritual within the urban culture. Stick your butt out of a bus window or over the side of a building and dump away onto the poor bald citizen and soil his or her dignity.

Try it for a laugh. Even fellow senior people can enjoy this activity.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 03, 2003

antiwar protestor

Attention whores. Only doing what they do to look important. Its just another fad, like mobile phones. It'll wear off when Bush declares war against Mexico.

<Kroney> Sir! The Antiwar Protestors are at your door!
<Bush> Did they bring pie?
<Kroney> Well, no sir-
<Bush> OPEN FIRE!

by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003