Politically-Correct Old Lady

Martial Arts master with an instinct for truck-driving.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003

broken

Out of order, like my old walkman.

The inability to function.

Crap, my ass is broken. Oh well. I'll be sitting here for a while, so... definitions galore.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 02, 2003

Chain Letter

adj. Annoying

"Man, this ulcer in my mouth is Chain Lettering me!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

satisfaction

the tangible feeling in which I demand some of.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

unconditional love

You may have my unconditional love, on one condition.

Shut up.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003

n0b

A n00b's penis.

That n00b can shove his n0b up a vacuum cleaner.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 04, 2003

Hello Breakfast

A randomized phrase of one interjection and one noun combined together by a mentally challenged individual to create this phrase.

"Hello Breakfast!"
"Oh Crap!"
"Bye Starch!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003