552 definitions by baSTardized boTTomburp

scrotumnavigator

One who can hear scrotums from a far distance.

There is this guy at my school, and he is, like, this full-on scrotumnavigator and stuff. He climbed up this kids legs and chewed on his scrote, and, shit, that was unpleasant.

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 13, 2003

gayability

Anything that has the potential of being gay (i.e Justin Timberlake)

<Kolon> Justin Timberlake has gayability!
<JTimba> NOH SHE DUZNAT!!111111111 lozl~

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 11, 2003

jive

To annoy.
To throw off one's style/ego

Quit jivin' me, turkey. A turkey is a bad person.

by baSTardized boTTomburp March 18, 2003

mortal kombat

First fighting game I ever played at the age of 7 on SNES.

Mortal Kombat 3 had cool characters.

Mortal Kombat Annihilation was a shitty movie.

by baSTardized boTTomburp October 22, 2003

No-Friends McGee

A terminal assclown who can't compete with society's standards. Socially challenged.

<MasterGhit> *chanting* Nobody loves you... nobody loves you... NOBODY LOVES YOU!
<NoFriendsMcGee> LOL WTF MAJAR OMG YUOR LYK MEH ONLEE PERSON ON MAI MSN LIST!1?

by baSTardized boTTomburp June 3, 2003

Dictionary

A fat-ass book of non-sensical ramblings put together by college students.

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 4, 2003

sucktard

A person who is mentally retarded from sucking so much penis, frequently suffering from brain-freeze-of-cum, kinda like the brain-freeze you get with eating ice cream, but instead the brain-freeze is gotten from sucking dick.

That dyke beza sucktard, fo shizzle. Lets rizzle ma wizzle, nizzle, or I'll kizzle you, wizzle.

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 25, 2003