bOb's definitions

suck

The conception of bring a SUV and a Truck together, creating a terrible vehicle with no real apparent purpose

That SOB bought a SUCK!?! thats unfortunate.

by Bob December 17, 2003

Homojob

Any form of homosexual relations.

Derek dropped some homojobs at the party last night

by Bob December 17, 2003

porch monkey

A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

by Bob December 17, 2003

Noonie

A cool person

What a noonie!

by Bob December 19, 2003

Racism

Someone who recognizes and or promotes someone based on race. The naming of exclusive groups based on race. ______ chamber of commerce, ________ caucus...

black caucus
black chamber of commerce
hispanic chamber of commerce

by bob December 20, 2003

layzie1989

To make things simpler, or easier to use.

I need to layzie1989 this freakin remote!!

by Bob December 21, 2003

tps reports

Most commonly known to the average worker as a Totally Pointless Stuff Report, management views these as

Sending a list of completed goals to your management because they are too lazy to read a standard status report to get updates.

by BoB December 23, 2003