A person who shops excessantly at Target. Thinks about Target every day and dreams about Target every night. Is obsessed with the color red....even though its ugly
by bob April 25, 2005
A tired bedragled old man. Bitter and jaded doomed to a lackluster life of apathy and self resentment. Victimized by its spouse and despised by its children, eggsacks usually succumb to cancer and being poisoned by co-workers.
by Bob January 27, 2004
an annoying, depressed and obsessive person who won't leave you alone when you tell him to go away.
Derives from a person called daddy prawn who was really annoying, depressive and who always complained to people and therefore had no friends.
Derives from a person called daddy prawn who was really annoying, depressive and who always complained to people and therefore had no friends.
"I hate life. I hate everyone. Everyone hates me. I have no friends, i must do my maths homework. Awwwwellll, shit happens".
"shut up daddy prawn"
"shut up daddy prawn"
by bob May 13, 2005
by bob April 24, 2004
The accidental merging of a weakling and a midget resulting in the formation a specimen similar in appearance to that of a 'munchkin man'. Often answers to such typical mingling names as 'Fairclough' or 'Boyfriend' and can reach speeds of up to 60-70mph, though provocation is required due to the natural hesitancy of this species.
by Bob April 19, 2005