84 definitions by b. hanback

Hot Knife Through Butter

Phrase used when describing something that is quick and easy...

The running back tore throught the defensive line like a hot knife through butter...

by b. hanback January 18, 2009

yoohoo

Slang for the children of a single mom. Deriving from the fact that if you sleep with her and spend the night, you will have to buy her kids a yoohoo the next morning.

Bro, I am dating a hot divorced chick...

Make sure she does not have any yoohoo's...

by b. hanback January 17, 2008

Cowboy Chip

When at a casino and you throw a chip at someone and tell them to get a blackjack book and leave the table because they have no fucking idea what they are doing....

Hey! Cowboy...here's a $25 chip...go buy a book on blackjack and come back when you know what the fuck you are doing - you have cost me $400 in 20 minutes....

Ben threw a Cowboy chip at an old lady and told her to leave the table...

by b. hanback January 15, 2010

Automatic Family

The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.

Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.

Dude, she's got kids?

Yea, three little rugrats.

by b. hanback May 21, 2008

Handsy the Invisible Man

Phrase used to describe your friend or buddy that gets very touchy-feely when drunk.

Watch out for Handsy the Invisible Man after 4 Kettle One and Tonic's...he has 8 arms and will probably feel up your wife or grab some girl's tits along the way...

by b. hanback January 18, 2009

Highbernating

To hole up and smoke weed.

What are you doing this weekend.

Dunno, but Friday night we are highbernating in Luke's basement.

by b. hanback March 9, 2008

stop sign

A dude with a huge head;
a huge head on a small or skinny body

Did you see the stop sign on that guy?

yea, his head was huge!

dude could not put the batting helmet on cuz his stop sign was so big

by b. hanback April 29, 2008