exjock

A former in-shape athlete who has since let himself go.

Brock was totally ripped back in his football days, but since he took that job at McDonald's, he's looking more like an exjock.

by B January 11, 2006

Beast Love

Online music and general interests "magazine", focusing on bands from the South-East of England, and other such things that that they like.

Not to be confused with pictures of people and animals making love.

Hey, I wonder if Beast Love has been updated by those hot cocks?

by B February 12, 2005

wester

The worst teacher in the world, constantly on some type of hallucinagenic drugs.

Damn! Did you see what the fuck Wester did with the alcohol and the lighter? He blew his fucking eyebrows off! Ha Ha!

by B January 20, 2005

laying it on thick

A term describing liberal use of sarcasm, hatred, flirting, etc.
Usually used when a person is "overdoing it" trying to make it very clear that they like/dislike someone

Dude1: hey, mike thinks u don't like him anymore
Dude2: oh really? took long enough cuz i been laying it on pretty fucking thick lately

by B March 31, 2005

#4

a person who comes in fourth place at a skate competition and gets beat by a 9 year old

Shaun Haley

by b December 03, 2003

decrapitize

To decrapitize means to clean your place of all the shit that just sits around and collects dust. Pack-rats will identify with this more, but you clean freaks might not get it.

You can clean house, but still there are piles of shit and other useless stuff that just lays around until you decrapitize and get all that shit out. Decraptization is mandatory when moving out.

I finally decrapitized my room and can see the floor now.

by b April 09, 2005

Donker

Pronunciation: DAWN-KERR
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural Donkers

The tissue projectile of the male species. Used for reproduction and in some small Oceania countries, it is used as a toothbrush.

Hello, woman, how would you feel about riding a unicycle and then you can all but karate chop my donker?

by B October 06, 2003