(n., v.) A sex act which involves a blowjob, any type of shirt and a window. The hockey fuck is an extension of the face-fuck that begins like any other face-fuck, but in the midst of it, the girls shirt is pulled up over her head, and when ejaculation is complete, smash that bitches head through a window.
Scott: Wtf are all those scars on Émilie's face?
Brad: Chris Hockey Fucked her 3 months ago.
Scott: Damn, he kinda ruined her huh?
Brad: Chris Hockey Fucked her 3 months ago.
Scott: Damn, he kinda ruined her huh?
by ayemcee December 13, 2007
by ayemcee January 14, 2008
1. slang for "Gotcha!" or essentially when you see your friend proved wrong or look like an ass, exclaim "Blot 'em!" so everyone knows.
by ayemcee December 11, 2007
1. n. a portion of your mind/brain dedicated to all the best memories of great dreams, fantasies, beautiful women you've seen or fucked, naked ugly whores you've accidentally fucked, or a celebrity nipslip you've seen. A spankodex is most commonly accessed during the masturbatory process. (ALSO spank-o-dex)
After seeing a bikini top slip off at the beach, Adam replied "that's getting filed in the spankodex!"
by ayemcee December 31, 2007
1. (n.) every one has one. a derilect friend - one who insists on saving his farts, boogers and other bodily discharges in small sample jars and then "sprinkling" them on you when you visit. he (and rarely, she) is always the one going to the dancefloor to 'shake the dice' with a partner he could never close the deal with until his underwear is shredded to a barely recognizable state.
by ayemcee January 13, 2008
My cuz is playing in the sandbox right now. His favorite toy is his AR, his least favorite are the IEDs.
by ayemcee December 26, 2007
1. (n.) anything that is truly extraordinary in a HUGE or IMPRESSIVE way.
2. (proper n.) a pseudonym used in place of a given establishment's actual name. Said establishment must display qualities that are large, expensive, and fun.
2. (proper n.) a pseudonym used in place of a given establishment's actual name. Said establishment must display qualities that are large, expensive, and fun.
1. Your new gold laced, diamond encrusted black hoodie is crush city.
2. (while entering the Belagio) Whoa, this place is crush city! OR Welcome to Crush City, gentlemen.
2. (while entering the Belagio) Whoa, this place is crush city! OR Welcome to Crush City, gentlemen.
by ayemcee November 19, 2007