ayb's definitions

kabobward

An ultra sensitive Neo-Liberal. Kabobward believes that everything conservative, Bush, and Republican sucks.

Tries to push crazy liberal facts down your throat, much like his mentor, Michael Moore.

Man, those retard anime fans sure are like Kabobward.

by AYB May 24, 2004

Whole Foods

Food products that are not made in America.

British food is an example of whole food.

by AYB June 5, 2003

Terrance and Phillip

Canadian humor at its best. Features two idiots who do nothing but fart throughout the show.

Terrence: Hey Philip. Can you smell the color of the wind?
Philip: I'll go check.
(Terrence farts)
Philip: Now that's a strawberry fart! Naw haw haw haw haw.

by AYB May 21, 2003

drool

Dripping liquid from one's mouth.

I saw that retard drool like a dog while I was eating my hamburger.

by AYB February 18, 2003

organic

Same old crapola, different packaging and marketing, three to six times the cost. Organic foods can also be even more harmful than regular foods because the products are never officially tested for any carcinogens or other harmful products that result from spraying with "organic" pesticides. Also, the methods of organic farming are very wasteful, since it takes quite a while for manure and compost to be absorbed by plants, and pests are allowed to eat the crop, thus causing much lower crop yields on the same amount of land, compared to modern artificial spray-and sprinkle farming methods.

If we devoted all agricultural methods to organic farming, most of the Earth's population would starve to death before any significant results occur.

by AYB October 20, 2003

vaporware

Software that does not exist or has not been programmed yet.

Streets of Rage for X-Box is an example of vaporware.

by AYB April 9, 2003

Duct Tape

Americans were fooled by George W.Bush into buying it in case of some Iraqi chemical attack, which never happened, because Iraq already got rid of their WMDs by the time Bush decided to waste tax dollars by starting an illegal oil war.

Now, many Americans don't know what to do with all that duct tape they bought.

by AYB June 17, 2003