mercenary

a.k.a: merc.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.
I hired a mercenary to take out that pesky mob boss who threatened to shut down my business.
by AYB February 23, 2003
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McDonalds

People say they hate this restaurant so much, yet more people order food from this dump than everywhere else combined. Hypocrites.
McDonald's fries taste real good, though.
by AYB May 17, 2003
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N-Gage

what the Hell were the folks at NOKIA smoking when they designed this ghastly device? You actually have to hold the phone with its width next to your ear in order to communicate, and they could have included better launch games which you can only play by first removing the battery and then adding or changing the cartridge. Not to mention the ridiculous price range. Definitely a concept designed for failure.
If NOKIA had designed the cartridge slot on the external part of N-Gage, and designed it more like a pocket calculator like many of NOKIA's cellphone product lines, and cut the price in half, the N-Gage might do a little bit better.
by AYB October 28, 2003
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utopia

A theory of a perfect society that has been used by religious people to woo the masses, and by politicians to win more votes.
Utopia will never exist because humans are simply violent, jealous, warmongering animals with larger brains.
by AYB June 18, 2003
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South Park

The next best thing now that Beavis and Butthead are gone (:^). And in the next episode, Kenny dies (again).
by AYB September 24, 2003
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talking out of your ass

Uttering bullshit or talking nonsense. Most commonly done by managers and corporate whores.
Employee: Will you make some sense and stop talking out of your ass?

Management: YOU'RE FIRED!!!
by AYB February 19, 2003
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lawyer

A soon-to-be politician.
by AYB February 17, 2003
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