ayb's definitions

mercury

A metal that is liquid at room temperature. It is typically used in thermometers, barometers, and other measuring devices. Is toxic to humans because it causes permanent brain and nerve damage. Mercury is nicknamed "quicksilver" because it was once used to shine hats and shoes before people realized that it caused insanity (Mad Hatter anyone?).

James developed severe schizophrenia within two years of working at a mercury factory.

by AYB April 22, 2003

brotha

(a.k.a. brotha').

Ebonics, or urban black American slang for "brother".

Yo whassup, my brotha.

by AYB February 8, 2003

slice

a fatass canadian jew

HAHA look at that slice over there!

by ayb April 19, 2005

propaganda

Lies and fabricated information designed to sway the opinions of people in a desired direction. Specifically designed for the dumb, poorly-educated majority of the targeted population.

Third World countries are highly susceptible to propaganda because most of the people are poor and uneducated.

by AYB March 9, 2003

Life

A huge void between conception and death, where souls exist and compete for as long as possible to remain in that void.

When the philosopher finally discovered the meaning of life, he committed suicide before telling everyone else about it.

by AYB June 19, 2003

Robocop

A kickass robotic police enforcer.

Nuff said.

by AYB March 12, 2003

Star Wars

The epic story about the dysfuctional Skywalker family.

by AYB March 9, 2003