ayb's definitions

DVD

A storage medium capable of holding gigabytes of computer data or hours of high-resolution video. Was considered to be uncrackable by the RIAA and the MPAA until DVD rewritable drives were mass-produced.

Thanks to my new DVD-RW drive, I can finally burn all the bootleg movies I download from the Internet.

by AYB June 27, 2003

kazaa lite

After the early death of Napster, this file-sharing network and many others sprouted like mushrooms in Napster's ashes. Kazaa is now under the crosshairs of the Record Industry Assfuckers of America (RIAA)

The RIAA, in its desparate attempt to monopolize the Internet, publicly announced that it will charge anyone who uses Kazaa lite $100,000(U.S.) for every MP3 they download.

by AYB August 5, 2003

Robotech

One of the best 80's anime you'll ever find. Features 85 excellent, action-packed episodes, each divided into three sagas, and two equally great movies. Was aired on Cartoon Network, but those motherfuckers only showed 60 episodes, repeated those episodes, and ditched it in favor of Johnny Quest.

I now have all 85 episodes thanks to bootlegging ^_~

by AYB March 10, 2003

Libido

The human being's sex drive.

Most of those over-the-counter pills that claim to increase libido are simply snake oil.

by AYB June 27, 2003

Dubya

George W. Bush

He failed to capture Osama Bin Ladin, pissed off the world with his Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) campaign, he STILL hasn't found those damned WMDs, and he nearly choked to death on a mere pretzel. He even succeeded in putting America in a huge debt.

Way to go, Dubya!

by AYB May 1, 2003

MSG'd

Can also mean "ripped off by filler substances in the food".

What happens when you leave a restaurant full and arrive home twenty minutes later hungry.

I swear I ate three plates of food at that buffet restaurant, and I'm hungry again. I've been MSG'd

by AYB May 21, 2003

melee

When everyone is fighting at the same time. A brawl.

The quarrel at the bar resulted in a melee of fists, kicks, and broken furniture.

by AYB March 20, 2003