Americans were fooled by George W.Bush into buying it in case of some Iraqi chemical attack, which never happened, because Iraq already got rid of their WMDs by the time Bush decided to waste tax dollars by starting an illegal oil war.
by AYB June 17, 2003
The cat licked its paws.
When a plant grows, it extends its roots into the ground.
The computer functions with the circuitry embedded within its motherboard.
When a plant grows, it extends its roots into the ground.
The computer functions with the circuitry embedded within its motherboard.
by AYB April 06, 2003
An American's stupid, sad attempt at being patriotic, because a bunch of snail-eaters refused to cooperate in George Dubya Bush's Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) campaign. Americans hate the French, but they sure eat Fritos, and Fritos is derived from the French word "frites", which is what the French call their fries.
I'll still call them FRENCH fries because that's what they were always called, never mind that the French didn't invent them.
by AYB April 27, 2003
I had to download bootlegs of every Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo game I was never able to play back when they were available.
by AYB March 08, 2003
by AYB July 10, 2003
Customer: I would like a medium soda.
Server: Wha?
Customer: I SAID, Iwould like a fucking soda! What part of that don't you fucking understand?
Server: Oh, do you mean soda?
Customer: I don't want no goddamn water! I said I want a fucking Coca Cola!
Server: Then you need a sodapop then.
Customer: Whatever. Just get me my fucking soda already!
Server: Wha?
Customer: I SAID, Iwould like a fucking soda! What part of that don't you fucking understand?
Server: Oh, do you mean soda?
Customer: I don't want no goddamn water! I said I want a fucking Coca Cola!
Server: Then you need a sodapop then.
Customer: Whatever. Just get me my fucking soda already!
by AYB March 31, 2003
by AYB February 18, 2003