ayb's definitions
by AYB June 19, 2003
Get the jumping the sharkmug. A program that's supposed to teach children about the dangers of drug abuse. And by the looks of things, the program has already failed miserably to keep kids off drugs.
by AYB April 1, 2003
Get the D.A.R.E.mug. It basically means that you will never have any sex whatsoever in your life if you don't treat women like shit.
The polite and well-mannered man who treated women like royalty realized too late that nice guys finish last.
by AYB October 21, 2003
Get the nice guys finish lastmug. 
An hastily-done abstract drawing. A drawing done without the use of a ruler, compass, or other professional drawing tool.
Every weekend I see some guy at the mall charging five dollars to do a ten-minute sketch of peoples' faces.
by AYB March 4, 2003
Get the sketchmug. A means by which you have to do a series of repetitive, menial, and sometimes dangerous tasks just to earn an amount of money that is not even enough to pay for rent and bills. 15-30 percent of the money is "collected" by the government, depending on the state, corporation, and country where the work is done. Usually the work is accompanied by a self-centered, non-reasoning, short-term-profit oriented dogfucker called a boss who gets sadistical pleasure from yelling at and even firing the subordinates.
Although it is stated that college students get better paying jobs, that is usually by pure luck, regardless of the number of "connections"
Although it is stated that college students get better paying jobs, that is usually by pure luck, regardless of the number of "connections"
Most college students, however, end up finding jobs at pizza parlors, janitorial services, garbage-collections, burger/taco/deli restaurants, produce-picking at farms, and baggers/stockers at supermarkets.
by AYB October 18, 2003
Get the jobmug.