Definitions by awesomeaccount27922

Instant-tempered

Someone who has beyond a short temper. It's not just short, there's literally no distance in the temper.

That guy is so instant-tempered. He literally crashed his car into my house because I accidentally breathed in the same air as him.

Instant-tempered by awesomeaccount27922 October 27, 2026

booblewumpered

When you are in such a shock, that you make up a random buzzword that sounds sexual for some reason.

DIANA, I AM SO BOOBLEWUMPERED!!! WHY ARE YOU EATING THAT CAR!?

booblewumpered by awesomeaccount27922 October 26, 2026

Idk

I don't know.

I don't know what idk means.

Idk by awesomeaccount27922 October 26, 2026

Caducoromantic

Experiencing genuine, intense romantic crushes , but instinctively or intentionally fading that attraction at the end of the crush phase out of self-preservation, or due to a pattern of relationships quickly deteriorating after the honeymoon phase. (This could technically fall under Caedromantic)

After all my relationships, I have finally decided to protect my peace and become caducoromantic.

Caducoromantic by awesomeaccount27922 October 25, 2026

John-Smithing

To blend into a crowd by acting like an NPC to overcome a challenge or an obstacle.

Fred is John-Smithing with his full effort.

John-Smithing by awesomeaccount27922 October 25, 2026

Flashware

/ˈflæʃˌwɛər/ — Malicious software that is highly disruptive (such as flashing lights, loud audio, or pop-ups) that does not use the method of most traditional malware and opens instantaneously after giving access.

"When I clicked on that weird link, it gave me flashware."

Flashware by awesomeaccount27922 October 25, 2026