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When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash 

What you fucking deserve.
Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

2020s Urban Dictionary Submissions 

Useless, biased, and ridiculous things that are no different from the Urban Dictionary submissions from the past few years.
2018s Urban Dictionary Submissions: *Made up words and random names*
2019s Urban Dictionary Submissions: *Made up words and random names*
2020s Urban Dictionary Submissions: *Made up words and random names*
An iron cross for your emoticons and emojis.
(=^・^=)

by ave_scientia January 15, 2019

Jorji Costova

That one person who isn't allowed to enter a certain place, and will constantly do anything to get to that certain place until that person gets in. (Basically Jorji Costova from the game "Papers Please")
"Goddammit, Jorji Costova. Why do you keep trying to enter Arstotzka?"
Jorji Costova by ave_scientia January 15, 2019
Incorrect pronunciation of "Москва", which is "Moscow" in Russian.
American Citizen: How do you say "Moscow" in Russian?
Russian Citizen: "Moskva".
American Citizen: But you write it out like "Mockba".
Russian Citizen: Oh no, Cyrillic alphabet may look similar to the Latin alphabet but they have different pronunciation. Have you heard of Faux Cyrillic before?
Mockba by ave_scientia January 15, 2019

Handsome Italian 

"Panzer Batallion" misheard in Sabaton's song "Panzer Batallion".
"Death in the shape of a Handsome Italian"
Handsome Italian by ave_scientia January 15, 2019
When you are too lazy to give an actual answer to a non-"yes or no" question.
(Actual Definition: Used to give an affirmative response.)
"Explain this."
"Yes."
"What are these on your search history?"
"Yes."
"Why are you watching things that you are not allowed to see?"
"Yes."
"I AM SERIOUS SON."
"Yes."
Yes by ave_scientia December 24, 2018