ave boss's definitions

Utah

A huge place full of mormons

Man 1: "dude, utah is one huge cult"

Man 2: "pretty much"

by ave boss February 25, 2014

Red turkey

When you slap someone so hard its red and shaped like a turkey, and i hurts like a mofo!

Guy 1. Hey! Why'd you give me a red turkey! It really hurts!
Guy 2. Eh, i was bored.
Guy 1. douche!

by ave boss December 8, 2013

Cult

A big group of religious people.

Ex. Utah is one big cult

by ave boss February 25, 2014

Disney channel

A network on tv that makes all of the slutty women.

Guy 1. Man have you seen that girl at school today
Guy 2. Yeah she is probably from the disney channel
Guy 1. Yeah bro

by ave boss December 7, 2013

Period

A time worse for men than for woman

When i came home from work my wife had the biggest period

by ave boss June 2, 2013