authoor's definitions

umbilical leash

One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit. Also known as the primitive version of GPS.

Baby Boy: Damn my stupid mother. She has locked me up in her outdoor jail with this stupid umbilical leash.
Baby Girl: That's too bad because if you could just take 3 steps further, I'll give you the time of your life.

by authoor June 18, 2006

ching thing

The little, asian guy you always see around, but never actually know who he really is.

After years of seeing the little, asian guy, but never meeting him, Betty and Wendy labeled him Mr. Ching Thing.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

baby trade

The sales of babies to parents who cannot produce offspring.

Fundo got mixed up in the baby trade, and sold 3 of his babies to buy a new house and a flat screen TV.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

Finkle

1. Laces out. No laces in.

2. To change gender after experiencing an extremely embarrassing situation.

Fundo decided to finkle his sneakers after he tripped over his laces and fell on his medulla oblongata. He was angry.

After tripping on his laces in front of a crowd of four thousand three hundred ninety-seven people, Fundo decided to disappear via methods of finkling.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

answer fucker

The person who will only fuck you if you ask for it.

Fundo loved his answer fucker because she always did what he asked.

by authOOr August 8, 2006

Chunky Cheese

Chunky Cheese is a fat slab of cheese where kids go to avoid hanging on street corners amongst drug dealers, child molesters, and ice cream trucks.

Fundo went to Chunky Cheese's and was delighted to receive 4 extra gold coins for getting an A in his report card.

by authOOr September 6, 2006

ready

One who is eighteen years old.

Fundo: Check out that freshman. She's gotta be ready.

by authOOr August 24, 2006