Definitions by authoor

fortune crookie 

When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.

Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.

When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.

fortune crookie by authOOr June 29, 2006

dick flick 

A dick flick is a movie you bring your chick to, which will more than likely get your dick some action during the movie screening.

Fundo thought he was taking his girlfriend to a dick flick, but realized it was a chick flick when she was crying on his shoulder. He then turned the movie into a cry job.

dick flick by authOOr June 29, 2006

grind test 

The test where the woman grinds on a male to see if he is fit for mating.

Melba rubbed on Fundo's lap in the office to see if he was worthy of her tacos. Fundo passed Mella's grind test.

grind test by authOOr June 29, 2006

clean fun 

Sex where evidence is non-existant, or where the scene is always left clean.

Fundo asked Melba for some clean fun, so she swallowed him dry.

clean fun by authOOr June 29, 2006

testicular dancer 

A person with a fetish for scrotum.

Fundo learned the true meaning of blue balls when the testicular dancer at the go-go bar turned his balls black-and-blue.

testicular dancer by authOOr June 29, 2006

gogo bar 

A strip club with male dancers.

Fundo asked his uncle to take him to the gogo bar, after which, Fundo's uncle started calling Fundo a fag.

gogo bar by authOOr June 29, 2006

titty bar 

A strip club directed towards the heterosexual male audience.

Fundo's uncle straightened Fundo out by taking him to a titty bar.

titty bar by authOOr June 29, 2006