authOOr's definitions

JOE

Acronym for Jerks Off Everyday.

This is JOE. Don't mind him. He Jerks Off Everyday.

by authOOr August 8, 2006

eyepod

Eyepod is that gunk you wipe out of your eye in the morning.

Customer: I'd like to purchase an iPod, please.
Fundo: Sure. Here's a freebie. *Rubs finger in eye and flicks eyepod at customer*

by authOOr November 18, 2006

pornopotty

portable bathroom with pornography taped to the walls.

Fundo went to the pornopotty and gave himself a blumpkin.

by authOOr September 2, 2006

free base

Someone who is slipped a roofie, and will most likely not remember what happened when they awaken.

Fundo: Everybody!! That slut I slipped the roofie to fell asleep. Free base for everyone. I got third!!

by authOOr June 28, 2006

ART

Acronym for Anus Real Tight.

Fundo: How'd Lucinda get that ART?
Fundolo: She must do a lot of anal exercise.

by authOOr November 18, 2006

to throw some shoes on

To masturbate or play with one's self.

Jigro: I'll be outside in a second. I just got to throw some shoes on.
Nigro: There's no time for that. Quit jerking off. You're wasting time.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

12 incher

A 12 incher is a school ruler. Not the principal, but the superintendent.

Fundo's girlfriend visited the 12 incher to get a better grade, and ended up choking in tears.

by authOOr July 10, 2006