108 definitions by authOOr

lazy fuck

A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job

or

someone having sex, but too lazy to move.

Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.

by authOOr October 16, 2006

trick door

A trick door is the door that you try to push open when you really must pull open, or a door that you try to pull open when you really must push open.

Fundo broke his wrist trying to push open the trick door that only opened by pulling.

by authOOr July 1, 2006

help

When one needs help, they need drugs.

Fundo needed help so that he could stop his itching and scratching.

by authOOr June 24, 2006

world cup

The glass that everyone drinks out of, due to lack of alcohol containers.

Pass that world cup around, I need to get drunk.

by authOOr June 17, 2006

r censor

The method used to censor profanity or any other offensive words by placing an R in the word.

Furck
Shirt
Arss
Dirck
Purssy
Curnt
Birtch
Nirgger
Carnadian
Farggot
All bard words.

All words have been r censored

by authOOr June 30, 2006

Goddamn, you're huge

The words said by a woman getting much more than she expected.

The moment Merlin the midget pulled down his pants, Guinevere shouted out, "Goddamn, you're huge!!" because she did not expect a midget to be so talented.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

Chunky Cheese

Chunky Cheese is a fat slab of cheese where kids go to avoid hanging on street corners amongst drug dealers, child molesters, and ice cream trucks.

Fundo went to Chunky Cheese's and was delighted to receive 4 extra gold coins for getting an A in his report card.

by authOOr September 6, 2006