authOOr's definitions

toe nub

The bunyon on your big toe.

Glorg: What the hell is that on your foot?! A third toe?!
Slorg: It's my toe nub.
Glorg: What the hell!?!

by authOOr June 18, 2006

ransom note

A ticket issued by law enforcement.

The Department of Motor Vehicles threatened to suspend Fundo's driver's license if he did not respond to their ransom note.

by authoor June 18, 2006

dungeon

Another name for a basement.

John Hinkley nakedly lives in his parents dungeon where his dragon can roam freely.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

ASS

ASS is an acronym for Anal Sex Slut.

Fundo wanted some ASS for dinner, but changed his mind when his gay buddies stopped by to eat.

by authOOr January 6, 2007

BUM

BUM is an acronym for Butt Ugly Man

Fundala: That homeless looking man over there looks way cuter than that ugly man in the 3-piece.
Fundo: How ironic. Those bums need to switch places.

by authOOr August 8, 2006

r censor

The method used to censor profanity or any other offensive words by placing an R in the word.

Furck
Shirt
Arss
Dirck
Purssy
Curnt
Birtch
Nirgger
Carnadian
Farggot
All bard words.

All words have been r censored

by authOOr June 30, 2006

free base

Someone who is slipped a roofie, and will most likely not remember what happened when they awaken.

Fundo: Everybody!! That slut I slipped the roofie to fell asleep. Free base for everyone. I got third!!

by authOOr June 28, 2006