in my jammies

While on the phone, it means to be thinking about someone else.

*on the phone*
Fundo: Hey girlfriend, what are you up to?
Girlfriend: Nothing. Just watching TV in my jammies.
Fundo: Shweeeet.
Girlfriend: *snicker*

by authOOr June 28, 2006

dumb smart

Someone who thinks they know a lot, and tries to talk like they're smart, but when engaging in debates, they never prove their point.

Fundo thought he was engaging in intellectual conversation with the smartest lady in the world, until he found out she was only dumb smart.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

wannabe killer

Someone who is given a chance to be a killer, told who and where the mark will be, but backs down in the end. When the mark is terminated, the one offered the job, but was unable to complete the mission, pretends that he is the one who killed the mark. Thus, making him a wannabe killer or wannabe gangsta.

Scared Kid: Hey Fundo, can you kill this guy for me? Because I'm too scared to do it.
Fundo: Fuck that. I ain't killin' him for you. I'mma kill him for the fun of it.
Scared Kid: You're gangsta'. I can't kill people. I'll cry.
Fundo: Little bitch. Move out my way!

*stab* *stab* *slice* *stab*

Fundo: Job complete.
Scared Kid: And I did all the work.
Fundo: What? What the hell are you talking about? You went crying home to mommy.
Scared Kid: That's not what the girl says...
Fundo: She saw me do it.
Scared Kid: Well, She says she saw me do it.
Fundo: You're a wanksta' nigga. Wannabe Killer.

by authOOr October 16, 2006

pirates

the code word for parties.

Fundo: Hey Goober, what pirates are going on tonight?
Goober: Quit talking like you're dylsexic.

by authOOr June 28, 2006

ching thing

The little, asian guy you always see around, but never actually know who he really is.

After years of seeing the little, asian guy, but never meeting him, Betty and Wendy labeled him Mr. Ching Thing.

by authOOr June 17, 2006

second string

A second string is the backup to your primary booty call person. Usually unwanted, they'll make do when the primary person is not around.

Fundo's booty call girl was busy sucking his friend off, so Fundo called up his second string hoe.

by authOOr July 08, 2006

eyepod

Eyepod is that gunk you wipe out of your eye in the morning.

Customer: I'd like to purchase an iPod, please.
Fundo: Sure. Here's a freebie. *Rubs finger in eye and flicks eyepod at customer*

by authOOr November 18, 2006