auth00r's definitions

pants

A penis to dyslexicons.

I asked the stripper to dance on my pants, but she said she didn't like to rub on denim.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

pimp cut

The percentage of money owed to a pimp from his hoe.

Fundo wasn't getting his pimp cut, so he had to choke a bitch.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

in love

When all other plans to get laid don't work, and you don't want to rape a bitch, you are in love, with hopes of increasing your chances of getting laid.

Fundo tried many different techniques to have sex with his girlfriend, including advice from dating newsletters, as well as dating tips from friends. Because Fundo did not want to rape a bitch, he told his girlfriend he was in love. Suddenly, there were women jumping his bones by the hour.

by auth00r June 19, 2006

miss conception

The lady that tries to tie you down by repeated attempts to have your baby against your will.

Fundo's girlfriend turned into Miss Conception when she wouldn't let him pull out.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

hip hop anonymous

A large, chiefly aquatic African herbivorous mammal (Hippopotamus amphibius) having thick, dark, almost hairless skin, short legs with four toes, and a broad, wide-mouthed muzzle. Also called river horse.

Fundo was out in the jungle, shooting marbles, when he encountered a hungry, hungry hip hop anonymous.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

poker face

While trying to put it in her mouth, you poke her face on the cheek, forehead, or under the left eye.

Fundo tried to put it in her mouth, but he kept on missing the hole. She had the poker face.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

dyslexicon

A feared enemy of the Aubotots and the Deceptinocs. They transform words into the secret language of dyslexia.

Optisum Prime defeated Metagron, but Dyslexicon defecated them both.

by auth00r June 20, 2006