crank that bugs bunny

when your with a girl and your about to cum, you stick a carrot up her ass and say "what's up doc?" and then ejaculate all over her face

i was with this girl last night and i finally got to crank that bugs bunny

by austingale March 08, 2008

crank that dick cheney

when you go hunting with your friend and you ejaculare all over their face

i'm gonna crank that dick cheney with tom

by austingale March 08, 2008

crank that gallagher

ejaculate in a chick's mouth so that they puff up with jizz, then hit her cheeks with your cock (aka the sledge-o-matic) so that it sprays all over. caution: first row audience may get wet

i was in the first row of the crank that gallagher last night and i didn't have a raincoat

by austingale March 08, 2008

crank that george bush

when your with a girl and you go in bass ackwards and refuse to pull out. then you ejaculate all over her face too (optional)

yo i was with dis girl last night and i finally got to crank that george bush

by austingale March 08, 2008

crank that forrest gump

to sit on a bus stop bench and tell complete strangers your life story and then ejaculate all over their face

when she sat down beside him, the homeless man proceeded to crank that forrest gump

by austingale March 08, 2008

crank that hillary

when your husband is the center of a scandal where he ejaculates all over a girls face, and you stand by your man. you then run for president 10 years later.

that bitch was all mad at me at first for doin a crank that hillary, but she eventually got over it

by austingale March 17, 2008

crank that ash wednesday

when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus

i went to church and the priest did a crank that ash wednesday on me

by austingale March 08, 2008