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Definitions by aubrun bovine of moist hollows

juggle jerking 

switching hands often during masturbation sometimes making gestures with the free hand
sometimes my right hand gets tired so I have to start juggle jerking to keep things going

duck cunt 

because a female duck only has one hole for pissing, shitting, and laying eggs it is very dirty hole so a very filthy vagina would be a duck cunt
eeew it smells like duck cunt in here

warrensburg missouri meat surprise 

when a guy lies about the size of his dick over and over until it's time to "show me" and the surprise is that he lied
oh don't let that guy fool you he only has a warrensburg missouri Meat surprise