intoxicapable

The measure that defines the things you are capable of under intoxication
yes I can cook and clean while I drink I'm intoxicapable
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Bar Street Taco

When a woman just puts a little perfume on her vagina before a night out clubbing or going to bars instead of taking a shower and washing her vagina.
Jennifer didn't want to take the time for a shower before going out with the girls, so she thought the next best thing to do would be make a Bar Street Taco.
by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 09, 2016
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when a guy lies about the size of his dick over and over until it's time to "show me" and the surprise is that he lied
oh don't let that guy fool you he only has a warrensburg missouri Meat surprise
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